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"Ladies and Germs... this night I have the great pleasure of announcing to you the grand openating of"...
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Opened for Businessings! - 09-09-09
Ladies and Germs... this night I have the great pleasure of announcing to you the grand openating of the Goblin Emporium! It's long overdue and still hardly finished, but the Goblins and I have been getting so many requests that something... anything... had to be done! And now!
So I give you the apparel section of our store! There are currently several designs in various forms to cure you of your vile nudity!
More designs will be manifesting soon so that you don't have to be seen wearing the same tired garment day in and day out!
The store itself is in flux and will be metamorphosing over the next indeterminate time period to include additional sections for your non-apparel goblinophile needs. The Goblins have some rather interesting ideas, but they're seeeecrets.
Rush forth at this time! And let loose your wallet! Be the first in your immediate area to be seen bedecked in Goblins gaudery!
Keep one eye trained on the Goblin Emporium for new and wondrous (or at least ponderous) things and be sure not to blink! Ever again!
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